The Federal Republic of Seyconis is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Vlad Mytia with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.824 billion Seyconisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frostedge. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Seyconisian economy, worth 385 trillion Seycs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 136,577 Seycs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, preschoolers outnumber veteran politicians in government, Seyconisians ask their doctors whether chili peppers are right for them, and recognizing the Seyconisian flag qualifies you for citizenship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seyconis's national animal is the Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lemonism.

Seyconis is ranked 167,567^th in the world and 4^th in The Geography Addicts for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 520.92 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.