The Grand Kingdom of Sicey is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by James Geazemuin with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.109 billion Siceyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mahemn. The average income tax rate is 49.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Siceyian economy, worth 308 trillion Sicey Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 99,116 Sicey Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign nationals are widely distrusted, jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment, convicted crypto-miners are sent to the salt mines, and judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sicey's national animal is the Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Termism.

Sicey is ranked 65,231^st in the world and 8^th in Fish Storage for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 50,351.2 Standard Monetary Units.