The United States of Sickness is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 2.279 billion Sicknessians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 16.4%.

The Sicknessian economy, worth 106 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. Average income is 46,381 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sickness's national animal is the Kitsune.

Sickness is ranked 137,516^th in the world and 401^st in Alliance of Storage Power for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,346.57 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.