The United State of The Republic of Sidoarjo Raya is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dr Subandi Jr with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 877 million Darjoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sidoarjo City. The average income tax rate is 47.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Darjoan economy, worth 95.7 trillion Rupiahs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,099 Rupiahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

On graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Darjoan Moonshine", politicians have tenure, and blind dates tend to result in bruised shins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sidoarjo Raya's national animal is the Pangolin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sidoarjo Raya is ranked 28,439^th in the world and 93^rd in the Plains of Perdition for Most Developed, scoring 83.56 on the Human Development Index.