by Max Barry

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,918thFattest Citizens: 4,164thLargest Retail Industry: 4,630th
The Multinational Conglomerate of
Corporate Police State
Masters of electrical engineering
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Siemens AG

Population4.031 billion

CapitalMunich

CurrencyEuro
AnimalEagle

The Multinational Conglomerate of Siemens AG is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.031 billion Germans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Munich. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.2%.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth 698 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 173,232 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, doctors will keep brain-dead coma patients ventilated for years in order to avoid accusations of allowing people to die, and the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Siemens AG's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Siemens AG is ranked 263,978th in the world and 5th in Krupp Industriekomplex for Lowest Crime Rates, with 42.8 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,918thFattest Citizens: 4,164thLargest Retail Industry: 4,630thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,693rdLargest Insurance Industry: 5,303rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,116thRudest Citizens: 6,453rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,586thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,543rdMost Efficient Economies: 12,337thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,880thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,370thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,016thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,343rdTop
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Most Armed: 15,815thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,040thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,626thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,609thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,105th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Siemens AG, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
  • : Following new legislation in Siemens AG, doctors will keep brain-dead coma patients ventilated for years in order to avoid accusations of allowing people to die.
  • : Following new legislation in Siemens AG, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
  • : Following new legislation in Siemens AG, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese.
  • : Following new legislation in Siemens AG, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : Siemens AG was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Siemens AG, some magnifier-wielding Germans say Leader seems a little lacking in something.
  • : Following new legislation in Siemens AG, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties.
  • : Following new legislation in Siemens AG, the police insist that racism does not exist.
  • : Following new legislation in Siemens AG, saying 'no homo' is enough to escape punishment for the crime of being gay.

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