The Flying Casino of Sigma Baby is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Sigma with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, ubiquitous missile silos, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.286 billion Sigmas are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sky Casino. The average income tax rate is 54.6%.

The strong Sigma economy, worth 427 trillion C-4s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 58,624 C-4s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

A breakdown in Westphalian sovereignty has left political scientists dazed and confused, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia, and the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sigma Baby's national animal is the Fedya, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kill Fyodor.

Sigma Baby is ranked 95,305^th in the world and 6^th in Beating Brian Up Gang for Highest Poor Incomes, with 32,115.5 Standard Monetary Units.