The Empire of Silibidor is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 323 million Silibidorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaliratopia. The average income tax rate is 27.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Silibidorian economy, worth 34.9 trillion Ryoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 108,087 Ryoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, and whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Silibidorian Embarrassments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Silibidor's national animal is the Cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Silibidor is ranked 135,105^th in the world and 9^th in Mazdadez for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,203.4 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.