The Incorporated States of Simple Plan is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 4.234 billion Simple Planians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 34.6%.

The powerhouse Simple Planian economy, worth 308 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 72,852 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

There has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, and ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Simple Planian beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Simple Plan's national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Simple Plan is ranked 104,065^th in the world and 10^th in Playlist for Highest Drug Use, scoring 168.71 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.