Population | 7.882 billion |
Capital | Kolachi |
Leader | Ravi Jhangiani |
Faith | Mahayana-Hindu syncretic |
Currency | rupyarupa |
Animal | Kankrej cow |
The Suryavanshi Rajya of Sindhustan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ravi Jhangiani with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.882 billion Sindhis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kolachi. The average income tax rate is 70.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Sindhi economy, worth a remarkable 1,496 trillion rupyarupas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 189,816 rupyarupas, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.
Truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, the government runs a surplus by selling its citizens, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Sindhustan's national animal is the Kankrej cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Mahayana-Hindu syncretic.
Sindhustan is ranked 56,897th in the world and 34th in Pecan Sandies for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.45 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Sindhustan, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections.
- : Following new legislation in Sindhustan, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
- : Following new legislation in Sindhustan, the government runs a surplus by selling its citizens.
- : Sindhustan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs and Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Sindhustan, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
- : Following new legislation in Sindhustan, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
- : Following new legislation in Sindhustan, builders across Sindhustan are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
- : Following new legislation in Sindhustan, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
- : Following new legislation in Sindhustan, anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead.
- : Sindhustan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.