The Federative Republic of Sinferopol is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mr Bill NK with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 6.995 billion Sinferopolians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ascencion. The average income tax rate is 83.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sinferopolian economy, worth a remarkable 1,307 trillion Petruses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 186,867 Petruses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sinferopolians ask their doctors whether chili peppers are right for them, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, scientists on maritime expeditions return with a healthy glow, and politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority"). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sinferopol's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sinferopol is ranked 31,801^st in the world and 4^th in The Sacred Elite for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,601.97 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.