The Republic of Sinistcha is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 6.523 billion Sinistchans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 26.8%.

The strong Sinistchan economy, worth 278 trillion pokecoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is 42,671 pokecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sinistcha's national animal is the Sinistcha, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Sinistcha is ranked 211,855^th in the world and 698^th in Nikosian dead zone for Safest, scoring 54.77 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.