The Sanjak of Sisterstan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by 5 Sisters with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 1.472 billion Sisterstanis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grad Pobratim. The average income tax rate is 42.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Sisterstani economy, worth 64.0 trillion Siaterstani Dinars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,455 Siaterstani Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, teens graduate from front of house retail to the frontlines of war, and five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sisterstan's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sisterstan is ranked 312,814^th in the world and 19^th in The Belkans for Safest, scoring 8.8 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.