The Colony of Skeena is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.981 billion Skeenans enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The thriving Skeenan economy, worth 650 trillion districtas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is 72,484 districtas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 270,904 per year while the poor average 13,583, a ratio of 19.9 to 1.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, Harry Potter books are banned, and all tariffs have been abolished. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Skeena's national animal is the quick pink fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Skeena is ranked 239,370^th in the world and 1^st in North Caledonia for Nicest Citizens, with 10.55 average smiles per day.