The Sernetian Colony of Sleweptos is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.761 billion Sleweptians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stogwood. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The thriving Sleweptian economy, worth 202 trillion Metrons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 73,356 Metrons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 259,658 per year while the poor average 14,963, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Military spending is on the increase, Sleweptos has designated Stogwood as its capital city, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sleweptos's national animal is the Purple squirrel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Sleweptos is ranked 294,971^st in the world and 9^th in Lewisham for Lowest Crime Rates, with 45.1 law-abiding acts per hour.