The Holy Land of Slobodovia is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Slobodovan III with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 15.802 billion Slobodovians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beogradia. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Slobodovian economy, worth a remarkable 3,299 trillion Bilars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 208,822 Bilars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and the government spends countless taxpayer Bilars on preserving soundbites of toddlers banging on pots and pans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slobodovia's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Slobodovia is ranked 4,082^nd in the world and 4^th in Union of Christian Nations for Most Developed, scoring 95.83 on the Human Development Index.