The Dominion of Sloce is a mammoth, pleasant nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The hard-working population of 8.974 billion Sloceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 20.7%.

The Slocean economy, worth 380 trillion Sloces a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 42,372 Sloces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, Harry Potter books are banned, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Sloce's national animal is the Sloceasaurus Rex, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Sloce is ranked 218,598^th in the world and 7^th in The Savage Garden for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -3.22 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.