The Constitutional Monarchy of SlovaniaSiberiaSlovakiaUSA is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Jaquavius Holderhousen Vokorevskini IVVV with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.68 billion SlovaniaSiberiaSlovakiaUSAians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joe Mama. The average income tax rate is 37.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped SlovaniaSiberiaSlovakiaUSAian economy, worth 159 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is 34,151 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, Big Chungism has been named as SlovaniaSiberiaSlovakiaUSA's national religion, Jaquavius Holderhousen Vokorevskini IVVV has just been declared ruler of SlovaniaSiberiaSlovakiaUSA in an international press conference, and SlovaniaSiberiaSlovakiaUSA has designated Joe Mama as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SlovaniaSiberiaSlovakiaUSA's national animal is the unicorn and its national religion is Big Chungism.

SlovaniaSiberiaSlovakiaUSA is ranked 115,528^th in the world and 5,657^th in Balder for Highest Poor Incomes, with 27,440.5 Standard Monetary Units.