The Republic of SmallBoy164 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program and frequent executions. The hard-nosed population of 4.047 billion SmallBoy164ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 28.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong SmallBoy164ian economy, worth 230 trillion Tuchoims a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,760 Tuchoims, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, and airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SmallBoy164's national animal is the Cards.

SmallBoy164 is ranked 74,858^th in the world and 3^rd in Small Boy Brigade for Highest Poor Incomes, with 40,704.42 Standard Monetary Units.