The Republic of SmallBoy26 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The cynical population of 4.07 billion SmallBoy26ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 21.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The SmallBoy26ian economy, worth 219 trillion Cards a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,891 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, museums offer moralization or your money back, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles, and commercials are consistently recorded in soft white rooms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SmallBoy26's national animal is the Tuchoim, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SmallBoy26 is ranked 84,166^th in the world and 9^th in Small Boy Brigade for Highest Poor Incomes, with 36,497.74 Standard Monetary Units.