The Republic of SmallBoy28 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 4.067 billion SmallBoy28ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 33.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The SmallBoy28ian economy, worth 230 trillion Cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,507 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Father-son fishing trips have been banned, weather forecasts regularly cover meteor showers, the government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans, and recognizing the SmallBoy28ian flag qualifies you for citizenship. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SmallBoy28's national animal is the Tuchoim, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

SmallBoy28 is ranked 82,493^rd in the world and 6^th in Small Boy Brigade for Highest Poor Incomes, with 37,140.77 Standard Monetary Units.