The Republic of SmallBoy29 is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.045 billion SmallBoy29ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 26.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong SmallBoy29ian economy, worth 249 trillion Cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,521 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour', artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, and EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SmallBoy29's national animal is the Tuchoim, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
SmallBoy29 is ranked 71,224th in the world and 2nd in Small Boy Brigade for Highest Poor Incomes, with 42,506.48 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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SmallBoy29, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise.
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SmallBoy29, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
- : Following new legislation in
SmallBoy29, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour'.
- : Following new legislation in
SmallBoy29, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
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SmallBoy29, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
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SmallBoy29, scientists who publish a non-reproducible result are tarred and feathered.
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SmallBoy29, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.
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SmallBoy29, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.
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SmallBoy29, exterminators swarm SmallBoy29ian homes.
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SmallBoy29, immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day.





















