The Republic of SmallBoy34 is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 4.055 billion SmallBoy34ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 36.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The SmallBoy34ian economy, worth 219 trillion Cards a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,086 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all, and traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SmallBoy34's national animal is the Tuchoim, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SmallBoy34 is ranked 84,496^th in the world and 10^th in Small Boy Brigade for Highest Poor Incomes, with 36,326.58 Standard Monetary Units.