The Republic of SmallBoy36 is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory gun ownership. The devout population of 4.094 billion SmallBoy36ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 36.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The SmallBoy36ian economy, worth 227 trillion Cards a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,326 Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Blue bloods are welcome in SmallBoy36, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and taxmen are issued platinum-cap designer boots to kick bankrupted SmallBoy36ians when they're down. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SmallBoy36's national animal is the Tuchoim, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SmallBoy36 is ranked 70,969^th in the world and 1^st in Small Boy Brigade for Highest Poor Incomes, with 42,634.5 Standard Monetary Units.