The Republic of SmallBoy68 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed population of 4.075 billion SmallBoy68ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 32.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong SmallBoy68ian economy, worth 234 trillion Tuchoims a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,362 Tuchoims, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Out-of-work actors say they can't complain, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together, and you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SmallBoy68's national animal is the Cards, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

SmallBoy68 is ranked 76,524^th in the world and 4^th in Small Boy Brigade for Highest Poor Incomes, with 39,847.07 Standard Monetary Units.