The Republic of SmallBoy85 is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, devout population of 4.004 billion SmallBoy85ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 27.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong SmallBoy85ian economy, worth 257 trillion Tuchoims a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 64,161 Tuchoims, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, the SmallBoy85 City Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative, Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, and teens graduate from front of house retail to the frontlines of war. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SmallBoy85's national animal is the Cards, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

SmallBoy85 is ranked 83,340^th in the world and 8^th in Small Boy Brigade for Highest Poor Incomes, with 36,779.99 Standard Monetary Units.