The Eldorian Nation-State of Smally is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Manuel Moreno with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.853 billion Smallyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Christopher. The average income tax rate is 75.6%.

The very strong Smallyian economy, worth 277 trillion demiagans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Trout Farming, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 71,896 demiagans, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks, APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps, and the government has forked out millions on an unmade bed that is apparently East Lebatuckese "art". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Smally's national animal is the Canadian Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Judaism.

Smally is ranked 271,070^th in the world and 23^rd in Federation of Eldoria for Least Corrupt Governments, with 79.26 percentage of bribes refused.