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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 937thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 981stLargest Populations: 1,334th
The Randveres fourth colony of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
All hail the emperor of Randvere!
Influence
Enforcer
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Smiley paradise

Population39.581 billion

CurrencyIPER-s gold bar
AnimalSmiley

The Randveres fourth colony of Smiley paradise is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed population of 39.581 billion Smiley paradiseans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 27.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Smiley paradisean economy, worth a remarkable 4,452 trillion IPER-s gold bars a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,489 IPER-s gold bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

All artwork is carefully screened for offensive material, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, and a National Academy regulates grammar and usage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Smiley paradise's national animal is the Smiley, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Smiley paradise is ranked 131,201st in the world and 11th in The Backyard of Randvere for Most Corrupt Governments, with 5.57 kickbacks per hour.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 937thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 981stLargest Populations: 1,334thLargest Mining Sector: 1,824thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,860thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 4,079thSafest: 5,539thHealthiest Citizens: 7,452ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,852ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,141stMost Advanced Public Education: 10,442ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,149thMost Influential: 11,603rdTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 14,574thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,575thLowest Crime Rates: 17,617thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,860thMost Developed: 18,242ndMost Secular: 21,200thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,098th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Smiley paradise was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 5% for Most Influential, Highest Economic Output, Highest Disposable Incomes, and Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Smiley paradise was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Smiley paradise was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Smiley paradise was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Smiley paradise was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Smiley paradise was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Survivors.
  • : Smiley paradise was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Smiley paradise was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Smiley paradise was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Smiley paradise was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.

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