The Federation of Smithstopia is a titanic, genial nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.229 billion Smithstopians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Smithstopian economy, worth a remarkable 7,969 trillion Mozzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 375,398 Mozzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, genetic research is temporarily tied up in government red tape, cloud nine refers to the top floor of skyscrapers, and carbon-footprint restrictions are making businesses walk. Crime is totally unknown. Smithstopia's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Smithstopia is ranked 331,890^th in the world and 77^th in Gay for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -59.51 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.