The UwU of Sneky is a titanic, cultured nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.007 billion Snekyians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 55.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Snekyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,179 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,173 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.
Glamping Snekyians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sneky's national animal is the emu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Sneky is ranked 56,976th in the world and 1st in 10 star alliance for Highest Average Incomes, with 107,173.28 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
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Sneky was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
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Sneky, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
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Sneky, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed.
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Sneky, citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off.
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Sneky, glamping Snekyians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
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Sneky, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
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Sneky was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
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Sneky was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
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Sneky, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
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Sneky, singles on the dating scene no longer worry about looking their age.

























