The Empire of SO FF is a massive, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.865 billion SO FFians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.8%.

The strong SO FFian economy, worth 114 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 61,499 lire, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. SO FF's national animal is the fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

SO FF is ranked 57,759^th in the world and 1^st in Fascist Front for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,955.62 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.