The Republic of Socialists Reformed is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by George W Bush with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 45.474 billion Socialists Reformedians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order and Defense are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. The average income tax rate is 27.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Socialists Reformedian economy, worth a remarkable 8,139 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 178,991 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It turns out you can teach cats new tricks, the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, and visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialists Reformed's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Socialists Reformed is ranked 9,152^nd in the world and 1^st in Dailleov for Highest Food Quality, scoring 166.95 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.