The United Empire of Solvada is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Ricarius with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 18.909 billion Solvadans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roma. The average income tax rate is 79.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Solvadan economy, worth a remarkable 5,731 trillion Denarii a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 303,112 Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, facial disfigurement is a leading cause of supervillainy, constituents prefer a carrot and boomstick approach to dealing with politicians, and feeling like a winner comes at a price. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Solvada's national animal is the Aquila, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ricarianism.

Solvada is ranked 39,560^th in the world and 1^st in Ammitica for Most Primitive, scoring 63.14 on the Scary Big Number Scale.