The City of Soria is a titanic, pleasant nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 17.151 billion Sorianoes are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The strong Soriano economy, worth a remarkable 1,172 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 68,370 euros, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos, euthanasia is illegal, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Soriano radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Soria's national animal is the lion and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Soria is ranked 62,356^th in the world and 24^th in Cities for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,973.89 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.