The Grand Dominion of Sortv is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Archon Valorum Arcton 👑 with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, devout population of 2.33 billion Sortvians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drakenburg 🌃. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sortvian economy, worth 256 trillion Crownstone 🪙s a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,926 Crownstone 🪙s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta, and newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sortv's national animal is the Eagle 🦅, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity ✝️.

Sortv is ranked 15,373^rd in the world and 3^rd in Brasil1 for Most Developed, scoring 88.37 on the Human Development Index.