The Jingoistic States of Sous Waind is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 957 million Sous Waindians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The strong Sous Waindian economy, worth 48.3 trillion baht a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 50,436 baht, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sous Waind's national animal is the cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Sous Waind is ranked 233,765^th in the world and 1^st in lobo for Safest, scoring 40.92 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.