The Federal Republic of Southeast Rhodesia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by PM Aaron Reynolds with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 11.535 billion Southeast Rhodesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Salisbury. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Southeast Rhodesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,583 trillion Rhodesian dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,315 Rhodesian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In a baffling press conference PM Aaron Reynolds proudly dismantled a broken door, customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity, you can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs, and modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southeast Rhodesia's national animal is the Peregrine falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Southeast Rhodesia is ranked 38,023^rd in the world and 158^th in United Kingdom for Highest Food Quality, scoring 44.16 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.