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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 15thMost Advanced Public Transport: 72ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 364th
The Worker's Paradise of
Iron Fist Socialists
In Soviet Arkansas, Hog Calls You!
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Soviet Arkansas

Population41.31 billion

CurrencyNew Yeldan Pound
AnimalRunning Dog

The Worker's Paradise of Soviet Arkansas is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 41.31 billion Soviet Arkansans are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet Arkansasian economy, worth an astonishing 10,331 trillion New Yeldan Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 250,097 New Yeldan Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All industry is owned and run by the government, billions of New Yeldan Pound s are being blown on orbital weapons development, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, and elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Arkansas's national animal is the Running Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Soviet Arkansas is ranked 96,314th in the world and 4th in Arkansas for Most Corrupt Governments, with 14.26 kickbacks per hour.

Top
1%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 15thMost Advanced Public Transport: 72ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 364thLargest Governments: 495thLargest Welfare Programs: 568thMost Subsidized Industry: 575thHighest Economic Output: 774thSafest: 800thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 922ndLargest Populations: 979thLowest Crime Rates: 1,384thFattest Citizens: 1,451stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,623rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,681stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,098thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,107thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,264thTop
5%
Most Developed: 3,524thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,916thSmartest Citizens: 5,112thMost Efficient Economies: 5,136thHighest Average Incomes: 5,433rdMost Rebellious Youth: 5,549thMost Income Equality: 7,694thLargest Mining Sector: 7,820thMost Inclusive: 7,835thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,591stMost Patriotic: 13,318thTop
10%
Most Cultured: 14,626thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,270thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,304thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,221stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,439th
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Largest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Soviet Arkansas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Highest Economic Output, and Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 5% for Most Inclusive and Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Soviet Arkansas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Soviet Arkansas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured and the Top 10% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Soviet Arkansas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Soviet Arkansas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Soviet Arkansas's influence in Arkansas rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Soviet Arkansas's influence in Arkansas fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • : Soviet Arkansas's influence in Arkansas rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Soviet Arkansas lodged a message on the Arkansas Regional Message Board.
  • : Soviet Arkansas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.

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