The Sultanate of SP31 is a very large, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 494 million SP31ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.5%.

The very strong SP31ian economy, worth 34.8 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 70,498 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

The Father of the House has been in office just shy of a fortnight, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders, and the religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. SP31's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

SP31 is ranked 74,199^th in the world and 8^th in SP farm for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,925.78 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.