The Free Land of Space Axolotls is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lady Pinkolotl with a fair hand, and notable for its lack of airports, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.346 billion Space Axolotls are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and International Aid. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xochimilco. The average income tax rate is 47.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Space Axolotl economy, worth 35.7 trillion Lotlcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,509 Lotlcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Space Axolotls's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Lotlism.

Space Axolotls is ranked 253,248^th in the world and 185^th in Wintreath for Most Developed, scoring 51.08 on the Human Development Index.