The Dictatorship of Spaimm is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 2.354 billion Spaimmians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buda. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Spaimmian economy, worth 87.8 trillion eruos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 37,290 eruos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, Spaimm has designated Buda as its capital city, and five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spaimm's national animal is the sheep and cats, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Spaimm is ranked 255,049^th in the world and 47^th in The Tomb of Italian Dutch for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 40.11 on the Kitten Softness Rating.