The Colony of Spammaster-General is a fledgling, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 5 million Spammaster-Generalians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 7.1%.

The strong Spammaster-Generalian economy, worth 276 billion spams a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 55,246 spams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, finders keepers is the law of the land, and citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Spammaster-General's national animal is the spammer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Spammaster-General is ranked 129,189^th in the world and 2^nd in Roundabout for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,129.38 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.