The Republic of Sparkling Eevee is a huge, safe nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 784 million Sparkling Eeveeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 33.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Sparkling Eeveean economy, worth 43.3 trillion Eevee Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,197 Eevee Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, and gamblers often find their stakes burnt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sparkling Eevee's national animal is the Eevee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sparkling Eevee is ranked 63,164^th in the world and 6^th in The Kingdom of Eevee for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 46.76 on the Kitten Softness Rating.