The Holy Empire of Spawn camper is a small, genial nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 29 million Spawn camperians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Social Policy, and Environment are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 19.5%.

The Spawn camperian economy, worth 1.60 trillion Aureuses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 55,287 Aureuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Spawn camper's national animal is the Spinosaurus, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Spawn camper is ranked 188,454^th in the world and 1,064^th in the Plains of Perdition for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 983.52 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.