The Republic of Special Week is Best Uma is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, enslaved workforce, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.939 billion Special Week is Best Umen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Special Week is Best Uman economy, worth 235 trillion deniers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,499 deniers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 392,040 per year while the poor average 28,477, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.
Sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus, and the election for Leader's office's janitor is heating up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Special Week is Best Uma's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Special Week is Best Uma is ranked 109,619th in the world and 117th in Federation Of Sovereign States for Highest Poor Incomes, with 28,477.45 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Special Week is Best Uma, the election for Leader's office's janitor is heating up.
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Special Week is Best Uma, the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus.
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Special Week is Best Uma, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
- : Following new legislation in
Special Week is Best Uma, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors.
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Special Week is Best Uma, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
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Special Week is Best Uma, governments opposing Special Week is Best Uma are beset by rebels.
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Special Week is Best Uma, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar.
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Special Week is Best Uma, adultery has been made a capital offence.
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Special Week is Best Uma, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech.
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Special Week is Best Uma, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.


























