The Hibissan Monarchy of Splena is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Keraclawra Spleriia with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, aversion to nipples, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 18.626 billion Nasyundenzen are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nahisaka. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Nasyundenze economy, worth a remarkable 9,600 trillion Piepamnees a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 515,425 Piepamnees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, and Keraclawra Spleriia seems to wear red a lot these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Splena's national animal is the Grattafliedu Muelee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hibissan neopaganism.

Splena is ranked 7,284^th in the world and 1^st in Hybrisia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,790.23 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.