The State of Spokane Falls is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 32.357 billion Spokane Fallsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Law & Order, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 8.9%.

The strong Spokane Fallsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,081 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 33,437 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Child labor has been outlawed, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and Spokane Falls has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Spokane Falls's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Spokane Falls is ranked 231,085^th in the world and 1^st in Spokane Falls for Highest Drug Use, scoring 70.67 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.