The Pineapple of SquarelAnana is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Neptune with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 3.091 billion Squarelananans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bikini Bottom. The average income tax rate is 32.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Squarelananan economy, worth 125 trillion Squarelandian pineapples a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,611 Squarelandian pineapples, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government's only official statement on the burning down of Bikini Bottom was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless', all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Bikini Bottom, the Federal Council of SquarelAnana has been announced as the new Head of State, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SquarelAnana's national animal is the pineapple, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

SquarelAnana is ranked 213,454^th in the world and 3^rd in Ethensia for Largest Black Market, with 387 billion Standard Monetary Units.