The Squarian Republic of Squarelandiuh is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Square Squareson with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.065 billion Squarelandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novifindi. The average income tax rate is 64.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Squarelandian economy, worth 429 trillion Squarelandian dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,650 Squarelandian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Planespotters are emigrating in droves, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, and viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Squarelandiuh's national animal is the square, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Squarism.

Squarelandiuh is ranked 11,416^th in the world and 1^st in Squareworld for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,256.01 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.