The Oppressed Peoples of Squidwardtopia is a small, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 20 million Squidwardtopians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order, Administration, and Defense also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 34.1%.

The strong Squidwardtopian economy, worth 1.08 trillion Sand Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 53,866 Sand Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Genetic researchers have been expelled, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Squidwardtopia's national animal is the Mr Krabs, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Squidwardtopia is ranked 147,084^th in the world and 1,665^th in Ambition for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.22 law-abiding acts per hour.