The Confederacy of Squinting Fry is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and digital currency. The hard-working, cynical population of 11.119 billion Squinting Fryians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 19.4%.

The strong Squinting Fryian economy, worth 642 trillion Credits a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 57,779 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Lending money has become a major liability, international tensions are high as Squinting Fry threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, and the government is spending millions to provide full health care for all citizens. Crime is a problem. Squinting Fry's national animal is the Robot.

Squinting Fry is ranked 79,941^st in the world and 6^th in Memeverse for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 46,570.66 Standard Monetary Units.